mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:

keatonpickles:

pontius-pilot:

Omaaaaar

one of these things is not like the other

his shirt is black

where are his rehearsal gloves
05.23.13 /22:39/ 44

internetexplorers:

*looks in the mirror*

what the fuck is that

heckyeahsantaclaravanguard:

ebharmony Santa Clara Vanguard Hornline
05.23.13 /22:21/ 49

assiest:

life is full of little surprises, for example:

‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’

truly amazing

05.22.13 /20:36/ 73872

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

image

05.22.13 /13:08/ 63791

buttduchess:

i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849

05.22.13 /13:07/ 2610
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